АББА песню написали про кефир и пердеж. Перевод смотрите в
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Verse 1:
I woke up this morning, feeling kinda blue
My stomach was aching, I didn't know what to do
Then I remembered, what my grandma used to say
Drink some kefir, it'll make the gas go away
Chorus:
Kefir, kefir, it's the magic drink
Helps with digestion, makes you feel in sync
But beware, beware, of the gas formation
It can be quite a sensation
Verse 2:
I poured myself a glass, and took a little sip
It tasted kinda sour, but I didn't want to quit
Then I felt a rumble, deep down inside
The gas was forming, I couldn't hide
Chorus
Bridge:
Dancing around, feeling so free
But then the gas, it got the best of me
I tried to hold it in, but it was too late
The sound it made, was like an earthquake
Chorus
Outro:
So if you're feeling bloated, and your stomach's in a knot
Just drink some kefir, it'll hit the spot
But remember, remember, the gas formation
It can be quite a sensation.
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