Я в 2012-м получил письмо от министра финансов США Тимоти Гайтнера, пока что номер 1 в моем личном хит-параде:
US DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY
1500 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington DC 20220
Usa
Sir/Madam
This is an official advice from the US DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY. It has come to our notice that the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has approved and released the sum of $1.5, 000,000.00 U.S dollars into a Bank in USA and in your name as the beneficiary by Inheritance means and as reward for default in the release of funds you are expecting from The Nigerian Government ,And the bank of Nigeria knowing full well that they do not have enough facilities to effect this payment from their Bank to your account used what we know as a Secret Diplomatic Transit Payment (S.T.D.P) to pay this fund through wire transfer.
But after the investigation on this fund, the attention Reaching Our Department from the Presidential Office in Abuja Nigeria Revealed that Such Transfer was made into The United States Bank as The officials handling this transfer has been Plotting on How to Divert The Funds into a Secret Account . But The ECONOMIC AND FINAICIAL CRIME COMMISSON (EFCC) and THE FEDERAL BUREAU ON INVESTIGATION (F B I) has arrested Most of them and they are under the custody of Nigerian Authorities. The Reports Reaching Our Intelligence Department has declared that you are the original beneficiary to this amount then we have to carry out our investigation to know if they are telling us the fact because we believe that Nigerians are full of scams cheaters.
Now your fund is no longer in Nigeria rather it’s in a Bank accordingly to the Custody of the US DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY in Washington DC.You have to contact us immediately so that we Can direct you on how to receive your fund from the Bank. Now that you have been in communication with Our Office, you don’t have any more problems hence the imposters in Nigeria are behind the bar but You are required to present a classified FUND ONWERSHIP PERMIT to be issued in your favor by The ECONOMIC AND FINAICIAL CRIME COMMISSON (EFCC) so that the US DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY in Washington DC can execute the payment order of $1.5, 000,000.00 U.S dollars to your favor.
You are also expected to Re-confirm This Office with the below Information Immediately; Your Full name..............Address.................. Email address...... Country........Telephone number..................
Thank you.
Yours Faithfully,
Timothy F. Geithner (Secretary of the US TREASURY AND DEPARTMENT)
Cc:United States Treasury and Department
Cc: Economic and Financial Crime Commission ( EFCC)
Cc: Federal Bureau On Investigation ( FBI) 212.154.211.6
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